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Welcome, football fans and fantasy football enthusiasts, to the highly anticipated start of the Dumpy (Little) Football League's (DFL) new season! As we kick off Week 1 on this Labor Day, we have exciting news, some important updates, and a few surprises in store for our dedicated league members.
Expansion to Twelve: Welcoming Baldemar and Mauricio
This season, the DFL is expanding to twelve teams, and we are thrilled to welcome two new members to our league: Baldemar and Mauricio! We're confident they will bring even more competitive spirit and excitement to our already lively group.
With the expansion, we'll see fresh strategies and rivalries develop, making every matchup even more thrilling.
Picks Page Live on Tuesdays
Our weekly picks page will now go live at 12:00 PM on Tuesdays, giving you ample time to strategize and make your selections for the upcoming games. Keep in mind that the picks page will be inactive during Monday Night Football to keep things fair for everyone.
Updated Schedule and Standings Spreadsheet
Our league's schedule has been updated to accommodate the new teams, so be sure to check it out to see when your favorite matchups will happen. Additionally, the standings spreadsheet is ready and waiting for you to track your progress throughout the season.
Human note: there are also downloadable files within the schedule page.
Rules Still Apply
All the classic DFL rules will continue to apply this season. We believe in fair competition and maintaining the integrity of the game.
Playoffs and Possible Punishment for Last Place
While we will address playoff details mid-season to ensure clarity, we're also considering implementing a fun twist: a punishment for the team that finishes in last place. Stay tuned for more information on this exciting development!
League Beer Courtesy of Hani
A special treat for this season: league member Hani has brewed a delicious Honey Pale Ale set to be ready in mid to late October. What should we name this exclusive DFL beverage?
DF-Ale, maybe?
Share your ideas, and we might just pick your suggestion!
Questions? Reach Out in Discord
Got any questions, concerns, or just want to chat football? Head over to our Discord channel, where you can connect with fellow league members and get all the answers you need.
Conclusion
With expansion, beer, and a few surprises in store, the Dumpy (Little) Football League's 2023 season is shaping up to be one for the books. Get ready for an exciting ride as we embark on this new adventure together. Best of luck to all teams in Week 1, and may the best manager win!
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Peace, y'all
