The Play-Ins Are Here

As the Dumpy (Little) Football League season hurtles towards its climax, the intensity and excitement are reaching a fever pitch.

The Play-ins begin this week on Tuesday. I'll try to have everything updated by then.

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Play-ins and Consolation Bracket

Play-ins (Weeks 15 and 16)

 1st and 2nd place get a bye week.

 1st week of play-ins:

3rd place plays 4th place for the 3rd seed

5th place plays 6th place for a chance at the 4th seed.

 2nd week of play-ins

Loser of 3/4 plays the Winner of 5/6 for the 4th seed.

 In this format, the 3/4 seed only needs to win one game to gain the 3rd seed; conversely, a 5/6 can grab the 4th seed by winning twice.

 Players will pick three games. 

 Point differential will be tie breaker.

 If there is a tie with both, head-to-head record would determine.

 These rules are slightly amended from the written rules, but are fair and keeping in the spirit of the league.

Consolation Bracket 

 This year we will have a Consolation Bracket.

 The winner doesn't have to pay dues. This means an additional $5.55 in dues for the others in the consolation bracket.

Anyone can veto this if they'd like--just send me a message on Discord.

 Apologies for the late notice--these rules were literally worked out this week.

 Players wil pick which side will cover for 10 games.

I will choose Sunday early and afternoon games to choose from.

We will be using the spread at KO.

Surveys can be submitted until KO on Sunday morning

These matches are individuals vs. the field, not head-to-head

Whoever has the best hit rate will have their buy-in covered by the field.

End of League Year Meet-Up

 January 20th at 1 pm.

 Safe Haus in Moreno Valley

 Crown the winner of the league

 Crown the loser of the league

 Beers, bulgogi, bullshitting.

"Navigating the Dumpy (Little) Football League Play-ins and Consolation Bracket: A Tale of Strategy and Redemption"

Introduction:

As the Dumpy (Little) Football League season hurtles towards its climax, the intensity and excitement are reaching a fever pitch. In this blog post, we delve into the intricacies of the Play-ins and the newly introduced Consolation Bracket, shedding light on the strategies, twists, and turns that promise to make the concluding weeks of the league unforgettable.

Play-ins Drama (Weeks 15 and 16):

The Play-ins are a battleground where teams vie for a coveted spot in the top ranks. With 1st and 2nd place enjoying a bye week, the 3rd to 6th place teams engage in a two-week struggle for supremacy.

Week 15 sees the 3rd and 4th seeds clash, determining who secures the 3rd spot. Simultaneously, the 5th and 6th seeds face off for a shot at the 4th seed. The following week, the loser of the 3/4 game battles the winner of the 5/6 game for the final playoff position.

What sets this format apart is the higher-seeded 3/4 team needing just one win to secure a better seed, while the 5/6 team must triumph twice to snatch the 4th seed. It's a thrilling setup that ensures every moment counts.

The rules for the Play-ins are straightforward. Each player selects three games, and the point differential acts as the tiebreaker. If a tie persists, head-to-head records come into play. These rules, though slightly modified, maintain fairness and uphold the league's spirited essence.

Consolation Bracket Debut:

In a surprise twist this season, the league introduces a Consolation Bracket, offering redemption to those who narrowly missed the playoffs. The stakes are high, with the winner earning a waiver of their dues, equivalent to an additional $5.55 for others in the bracket.

Players in the Consolation Bracket engage in a different kind of competition, predicting the outcomes of Sunday early and afternoon games against the spread. The best hit rate earns a coveted prize – having their buy-in covered by the field.

Apologies for the short notice regarding these rules, but the league aims to keep things fresh and exciting, even if it means last-minute adjustments.

End of League Year Meet-Up:

Mark your calendars for January 20th at 1 pm! The Safe Haus in Moreno Valley is the chosen venue for the grand finale. As we crown the league champion and the unfortunate holder of the wooden spoon, participants can revel in camaraderie over beers, bulgogi, and good-natured banter.

In Conclusion:

The Dumpy (Little) Football League's Play-ins and Consolation Bracket promise an exhilarating climax to a season filled with ups and downs. As we anticipate the crowning of champions and the camaraderie of the End of League Year Meet-Up, one thing is certain – the journey has been nothing short of epic. May the best team win, and may the losers find solace in the unpredictability that makes our league truly special.

Good luck, y'all.

Peace