Week 5 Update

Hello, Dumpy Football League enthusiasts! We're back with the latest scoop on the NFL Week 5 action, as well as some exciting updates from the league headquarters.

In an unexpected turn of events, the fierce and competitive spirit of our league is once again on display. At the top of the leaderboard sits Panda, showing remarkable consistency in her picks. However, the real surprise of the season comes from Mauricio, boasting the league's best picking percentage but finding themselves in the 11th spot. And of course, let's not forget our very own Commissioner, holding the 12th position with pride.

As we dive deeper into the season, it's becoming evident that things are starting to settle. Teams are finding their rhythm, and players are stepping up to the plate. Week 5 promises more thrilling matches and intense moments on the field.

But wait, there's more! Your beloved Commissioner is taking a brief hiatus, jet-setting off to Tokyo, Japan. During this time, there won't be any last-minute reminders before kickoff, so make sure to set your picks ahead of time. Missing the morning window doesn't mean you're out of the game entirely; you can still make your picks for evening or Monday games. However, be warned, if you miss the picking window entirely, your pick is forfeit.

In other exciting news, Hani's brew is on the verge of completion. Brace yourselves, because sometime this week or the next, we can expect the arrival of the league's very own beer batch. And the name? Well, it's none other than "Dumpy Little Brewing Presents: Shits N Giggles." Juvenile? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely. Because sometimes, a good poop joke brings everyone together, even in the world of sports.

So, fellow league members, gear up, set your picks, and get ready for the exciting Week 5 action. The Dumpy Football League is as vibrant and lively as ever. Best of luck to all, and we'll see you on the field!

Later y'all,

Marques ✌🏾